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According to Shams, the Wizards sent out the eight villages to get naen and three rounds of signing from the Lakers.
[-]NBAScratchyCow 719 points 18 hours ago
Russ, Rui, Thomas Bryant… The Lakers are just assembling the 2020 Wizards roster with LeBron instead of Beal.
Fans: The Lakers are now full of power, eight villages, mop… They are building a team around James! What team? 2020 wizards! There is no bill…
[-]lazzysmalls 6269 points 19 hours ago
Kyle Kuzma replacement after being replaced by Kyle Kuzma
Jazz fans: The Wizards are the substitute of Kuzma, and the Lakers are the substitute of Kuzma. Sad, eight villages ~
[-]PelicansLuckyWarrior 1913 points 19 hours ago
Kuz is crying that he still has to be in DC
Pelican fans: while kurzma is hiding from home, wiping tears and sobbing: “When am I TM in the Wizard ~”
[-]DEEZLE13 3520 points 18 hours ago *
Lakers have reset the Market, everyone is now worth relative to Kendrick Nunn and 2 seconds
Fans: The Lakers have messed up the market. Now it is worth a naen and two rounds.
[-]HawksAnon-Pumpkin 978 points 18 hours ago
3 seconds actually, don’t undersell my man Rui like that
Eagle fans: it’s three rounds of signing. Don’t sell my eight villages like this ~
[-]TimberwolvesAlexeyShved1 3228 points 19 hours ago
Shams didn’t even get the scoop, he just looked at trade machine and realized Nunn was the salary that made the most sense.
Timberwolves fans: Shams didn’t need any inside information at all. He played 2K, simulated the deal, and turned to publish the news.
[-]Bullsblue7999 1748 points 19 hours ago
That’s exactly what the Wizards probably did too
Bull fans: Maybe the Wizards also used the GamePad to operate the deal.
[-]Overall-Palpitation6 147 points 16 hours ago
The last couple of years, the Warriors apparently can’t wait to trade away Klay and Draymond for peanuts in the 2K Trade Finder.
Fans: in recent years, in 2K Games, the Warriors can’t wait to replace Clay and dream with a few catties of peanut meat.
The mood of Warriors fans after the Lakers completed the deal
[-]Losov 4590 points 19 hours ago
Good for Rui
Fans: This deal is a good thing for the eight villages.
[-]WizardsYungJester17 2950 points 19 hours ago
Especially since he’s back with Russ who was huge for him, finding him in his spots and getting him the ball. Wouldn’t be shocked if Russ pushed for Rui to the Lakers
Wizards fans: well, especially now that he is reunited with Wei Shao, Wei Shao can find and feed the ball to him on the court. I am not surprised at all if it is the deal promoted by weishao.
In the imagination of American netizens, the eight villages are combined with Wei Shao
[-]ClippersIMANORMIE22 744 points 19 hours ago
Who saw this coming?
Clippers fans: Who could have thought of this deal before?
[-]76ersMorryD 1255 points 19 hours ago
LeBron.
76 fans: LeBlanc
[-]tidho 331 points 15 hours ago
Rui could have played for any team in the league, all LeBron had to do was pick up his phone.
Fans: I dare to ask where the road of the eight villages is and listen to the phone ringing of LeBlanc.
[-]Lakersalmostansn 33 points 14 hours ago
“Hey Bron what do you think of Ru -“
“Yes”
Fans:
“Zhan Huang, do you want to recruit that eight…”
OK! Trick! Eight anything, trick!”
[-]fonzarelli90 732 points 19 hours ago
Russ-Rui-TBJ-TB. Wizards reunion tour
Fans: weishao, eight villages, little Troy-Brown, and mop are all in the Lakers. Is this the wizard’s old friend meeting?
[-]WizardsGootzMcLaren 363 points 18 hours ago
Should I become a Lakers fan at this point?
Wizards fans: The atmosphere is setting off here. Should I become a Lakers fan?
[-]Nugur 319 points 18 hours ago
No one will call you a bandwagoner this year
Fans: no one will call you a wall this year.
[-]CelticsLaMelgoatBall 19 points 17 hours ago
The LA Wizards
Boston fans: Los Angeles wizards!
[-]LakersPikminious_Thrious 250 points 17 hours ago
The real value of this trade is that one Wizards announcer won’t shout KONICHIWA anymore.
Lakers fans: the real value of this deal is that the narrator of The Wizard no longer needs to say “How much are you ~
[-]LakersBatmanNoPrep 38 points 10 hours ago
Sayonara?
Lakers fans: then say “sprinkle oil Nala”?
[-]BucksCoolBeansChemist 416 points 19 hours ago
Is Rui good? Idk much about his game.
Bucks fans: eight village Sansi country? I want to know more about him.
[-]76ers BandwagonThatBull_cj 538 points 19 hours ago
He’s a bench scoring forward. Good mid post iso game and good finisher. Low volume on 3s and not a great 3 point shooter. Doesn’t pass. Not a off ball or help defender at all. Rebounding and on ball defense is nothing special
76-person fans: he is a substitute scoring forward, with good middle-distance singles ability and good ending ability; But he doesn’t cast three points, not a good three-point player; He doesn’t pass the ball, there is no ball defense and coordination ability at all, and there is nothing to say about rebounding and stalking ability.
[-]Bucks0dias_Chrysalis 386 points 19 hours ago
Streaky shooter, Perk dribble package, Jaylen Brown ball control, zero defense
Bucks fans: throw a basket like a nerve knife, transport Pilling like Parkins, control the ball like Jay Brown, defend like gourd six baby.
[-]Jazzprogopro 424 points 19 hours ago
Your average 2021-2022 Laker
Jazz fans: Isn’t this the average level of the Lakers last season?
[-]NetsKwilly462 36 points 19 hours ago
So what does he do well?
Basketable Nets fans: So, what will he do?
Before joining the eight villages, the odds of the Lakers winning the championship were +4800; After joining the eight villages, the odds of the Lakers winning the championship were still +4800; His joining made the prospects of the Lakers winning the championship as stable as a rock!
[-][PHO] Steve Nashyuhanz 71 points 18 hours ago
He’s instantly better than nunn coz he’s an actual wing.
Sun fan: he will be billna good, because he is a real flank player.
[-]ThunderRagnar_ OK 106 points 18 hours ago
wow that’s a really good move for the lakers, rui looked great when he shared the floor with westbrook
Thunder fans: The Lakers really did a good job this time ~ he did a good job when the eight villages were present at the same time.
[-]RocketsGaTech379 26 points 19 hours ago
Wizards what yall doing?
Rocket fans: Qi Cai, you can have snacks…
[-]WizardsFleek_Mills 29 points 19 hours ago
God we’re hopeless
Wizards fans: God, we sent it…
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