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Woj: Wei Shao and Sir finalized the buyout plan and signed the Clippers!
[Wojnarowski] After finalizing a contract buyout with the Utah Jazz, nine-time All-Star guard Russell Westbrook plans to sign with the Los Angeles Clippers, his agent Jeff Schwartz of @excelbasketball tells ESPN.News
According to Woj, Jeff, weishao’s agent, revealed on Schwartz that weishao was finalizing a buyout contract with Sir. After the buyout was completed, weishao planned to sign a Clippers!
Woj also revealed that in recent days, Wei Shao discussed deals with bulls, Wizards and heat, but the opportunity to compete for the championship and being able to stay in Los Angeles were important reasons for his decision to choose the Clippers.
[-]nomorepartiezz 7629 points 4 hours ago
bro just moving his locker to the other side of the stadium
Fans: Wei Shao just moved wardrobe to the other side of the stadium.
[-]Celticschivestheconqueror 2734 points 4 hours ago
Jeanie Buss avoiding eye contact w him on the way to work in the morning
Green Army fans: Jenny buss dare not make eye contact with Wei Shao on her way to work in the morning.
[-]Lakersamppy808 736 points 3 hours ago
Didn’t he buy a house next door to Lebron?
Lakers fan: did he buy the house next to James’s house?
[-]LakersPAO_RT_IN_THE_KISSER 258 points 3 hours ago
It’s OK. Westbrook has been building a nice brick wall between the two homes blocking view
Lakers fans: it doesn’t matter. Weishao has played hard enough to build a brick wall between the two houses.
[-]CelticsHenryP_Edits 215 points 3 hours ago *
Russ: My contract is worth nothing. That’s the difference between you and I. Basketball isn’t about money to me, Lebron. If tomorrow my contract gets bought out, I will just go to another team. And then another and another and another. I have no shortage of California teams.
Lebron: But the Los Angeles —
Russ: That’s one of ’em! Yes. These are my demands. This is what I want.
Green Army fans:
Wei Shao: my contract is worthless. I am different from you. Lao Zhan, basketball is not money for me. If I am bought out tomorrow, I will go to another team and keep changing. Anyway, there are many California teams.
James: but Los Angeles (also in California)……
Wei Shao: Yes, that is also one of my destinations. This is my demand and this is what I want.
[-][GSW] Stephen CurryClaudiu99 2008 points 4 hours ago
FROM LA TO LA
Warriors fans: move from LA to LA.
[-]Barbell_Flyes 57 points 4 hours ago
one LA is making the playoffs. the other is watching from Cancun
Fans: One LA team will enter the playoffs, and the other team will watch them play in canciren, Mexico.
[-]Raptorssleepy416 5246 points 4 hours ago
He gone, but also he stay
Raptors fans: he seems to have left, but he is still there.
[-][MIA] Dwyane Wadenot_a_bot__ 1728 points 4 hours ago
Schrödingers Westbrook
Heat fans: Schrodinger’s weishao.
[-]Heatlopea182 2765 points 4 hours ago
PG got his PG.
Heat fans: PG (pickled peppers) got the PG (point guard) he wanted.
[-]WarriorsRexIosue 1550 points 4 hours ago
Saw PG go 0/9 from 3 in the All Star game and said “I can fix this”
Warriors fans: seeing 0 out of 9 points in George All-Star match, Wei Shao said: “I will solve your Projection Problem.”
[-]CelticsDazzling-Reason-5140 969 points 4 hours ago
How you go 0/9 from 3 in a game in literally no defense was played
Green Army fans: pickled peppers, how did you achieve 9 shots of 0 in a game without defense?
[-]Raptorsimsahoamtiskaw 1043 points 4 hours ago
Just turn on Playoff P mode
Raptors fans: he just opened the playoff mode in advance.
[-]WarriorsThe_Summer_Man 345 points 4 hours ago
“No OT tonight”
Warriors fans: “Never play tonight.”
[-]Lakerslovo17 1416 points 4 hours ago
“The Clippers have a lower net rating with Kawhi Leonard on the floor than off. They need to bring him off the bench and start Russ .”
Lakers fans: “When Leonard is on the court, the net efficiency of the Clippers does not increase but decrease. They need to make mini truck substitute and start weishao.”
[-]LakersMMDroxy 1770 points 4 hours ago
Win, lose, or draw just have fun Clippers fans
Lakers fans: No matter whether the operation is to earn or not, Clippers fans are happy.
[-]Celticsstomach-bug 144 points 5 hours ago
At least Russ never missed a shot during his time in Utah
Green Army fans: At least Wei Shao never lost his vote during Jazz.
[-]CIark 760 points 4 hours ago
LA crowd finally gonna be cheering for Russ to shoot like he always dreamed
Fans: The Los Angeles audience will finally cheer for weishao’s shooting, just as he has always dreamed.
[-]Rocketsyooston 1688 points 5 hours ago
Lakers Clippers April 5th, mark your calendars
Rocket fans: On April 5th, the Los Angeles Derby was looking forward to it.
[-][MIA] Dwyane Wadenot_a_bot__ 409 points 5 hours ago
I was rooting for this move just because of how spicy these matchups could be.
Heat fans: I have always hoped that Wei Shao would go to the Clippers. Think about his excitement when playing the Lakers.
[-]UnObtainium17 42 points 4 hours ago
Kinda hoping for a Bestbrook game winner
Fans: I hope Wei will take away the victory with one less kill.
[-]Lakersheshouldgo 475 points 5 hours ago
MVP stat line against the lakers incoming
Lakers fans: against the Lakers, Major General Wei offered MVP-level data.
[-]LakersKingkongcrapper 293 points 4 hours ago
Dude is gonna suddenly look 10 years younger and shoot like Curry for the game against us before going 6/7/6 on 14 turnovers 18 percent shooting the next game.
Lakers fans: in the future, we will be 10 years younger when we hit Wei Shao, and then we will take Curry’s shooting package. However, in the next game, he will hit 6 points, 7 boards, 6 boards, and 14 missteps with a hit rate of 18%.
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