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[Highlight] LeBron James is now the scoring King in the NBA

[Highlight historical moment] LeBlanc James became the scoring king in NBA history

[-]Lakers Lead@LakersLead

TONIGHT, WE ARE ALL WITNESSES

Lakers fans: Tonight, we are all witnesses!

[-]PelicansBean315 564 points an hour ago

If you love basketball, stuff like this is why.

Pelican fans: If you love basketball, witnessing this moment is the reason for love.

[-]SpursGGezpzMuppy 160 points 40 minutes ago

we are all witnesses, he fucking did it. The fucking hype and pressure on this guy and he became “The Chosen One”

Spurs fans: we are all witnesses, he really did it! With all the publicity, this guy doesn’t know how much pressure he has suffered, but he still can live up to the name of “Son of Heaven”

[-]PistonsZiOnIsNeXtLeBrOn 836 points an hour ago *

One of the greatest moments in NBA History.

Congrats to LeBron.

This is probably the greatest moment most NBA fans have seen. Just think, that the last time it was set, Over 4.9 Billion people were born over the span of 40 years ago.

This is what Lebron James is. An Icon, a Legend and a GOAT in the footnote of history.

Piston fans: one of the greatest moments in NBA history. Congratulations to Lao Zhan. This is probably the greatest moment most NBA fans have ever seen. Since Jabbar set a scoring record, 4.9 billion people have been born on the Earth in the past 40 years. This is the greatness, legendary idol and best history of LeBlanc James!

[-]Thunderdys0n_giddey 806 points an hour ago

Pretty awesome to do it in front of Kareem

Thunder fans: it is incomparable to accomplish this feat in front of Jabbar.

[Highlight] LeBron James is now the scoring King in the NBA

[Highlight historical moment] LeBlanc James became the scoring king in NBA history

[-]76ersxychosis 416 points an hour ago

The underrated thing we’re gonna forget about this in a few years’ time: he broke the record by scoring his 36th point with a minute left in the 3rd.

LeBron isn’t fucking human.

76 fans: in a few years, everyone will forget a neglected fact: Lao Zhan cut the 36th point in the third quarter and broke the record! James, it’s really not human!

[-]76ersImmynimmy 280 points an hour ago

Okay but can we talk about Westbrook dribbling a ton on that one possession and then throwing up a dumb shot all while getting booed when Lebron was freaking 8 points away. Russell, bro what are you doing read the room lmao.

76-person fan: Yes, I still have to say something about Wei Shao. When James was 8 points short of breaking the record, this guy was carrying the ball for a long time, then he threw the ball and won the boos all over the sky. Master, master, I really don’t have any eyesight and price, ha ha ha

[-][OKC] Russell WestbrookNobodyRules 2047 points 45 minutes ago *

This is absolutely insane. I know we all know this was inevitable at this point, but it’s still surreal how the most hyped prospect ever actually went beyond all the hype he had.

To do it at 38 with such a clean and efficient game is insane. I ‘ve never seen anyone like him, and I possibly never will. What an unbelievable and historic moment we’ve just witnessed.

Thunder fans: it is really incomparable madness. I know, as we all know, James’s achievement of historical scoring is a time that will come eventually, but under this background of crazy propaganda and world-renowned, when this moment really happens in front of us, I still feel so unreal. The 38-year-old veteran accomplished this feat in such a simple and efficient way. I have never seen anyone similar to him, and I may never see him again in this life. You and I will witness the unforgettable historical moment.

[-]RaptorsOnlyFAANG 297 points an hour ago

Lmao they actually stopped the whole game for this. His kids are on the court. This looks like a championship presentation ceremony. How can you keep playing after this?

Legend

Raptors fans: laughing to death, they really suspended the game directly. Lao Zhan’s children all entered the market, which looked like the Championship award ceremony. How can Lao Zhan continue to play ball after this? Haha. Legend

[-]SunsHesiPullup 350 points 43 minutes ago

There’s only one other time I ‘ve rooted for the Lakers and that was Kobe’s last game lol

Sun fans: I have supported the Lakers twice in my life. This is one time and Kobe’s curtain call is another time.

[-]SunsAces17 1388 points an hour ago

I was here to witness history being made !!

Also I didn’t realize how bad the lakers were until watching them

Sun fans: I am to witness history! Incidentally, I didn’t know the Lakers were so bad at I am before I saw the Lakers game.

[-]HeatMySilverBurrito 1635 points an hour ago *

Despite the Lakers’ best efforts, Lebron now has the most points scored in the NBA.

AND WE DIDNT EVEN GET A SKYHOOK

Heat fans: Although the Lakers are trying their best to hold back, James still won the NBA history scoring king. Unfortunately, we didn’t see the score broken in one day.

[-]Minneapolis LakersGet_Slapped 660 points 33 minutes ago

Yeah I thought he would at least try a sky hook cause he was practicing it pregame but doing it with his signature shot is great as well.

Lakers fans: Yes, I thought he would at least try to break the record by scoring with a hook. He did practice this trick before the game, but it was also great to achieve classic moments with signboard movements!

[-]Thunderhomefree122 561 points an hour ago

Nah man, too scripted. I mean don’t get me wrong, the sky hook would have been amazing, but it’s gotta be natural. I’m glad he just got it done. Awesome to witness history.

Thunder fans: I think it is too deliberate to use the hook. Don’t misunderstand me. The Hook scores well, but I prefer to let nature take its course and follow the rules. I am glad that he finished it like this, and it feels great to witness history!

[-]curgl 2551 points 35 minutes ago

I ‘ve seen Bron hit that exact shot what feels like 5k times. Fitting that’s the one that breaks the record

Fan: I think Lao Zhan has played this kind of jump shot about 5,000 times. The familiar taste of the familiar formula breaks the historical record with this trick, which is very satisfying to me.

[-]CelticsPlies- 575 points 46 minutes ago

This is the last big career record we will see fall for a looooong time

Celtics fans: the score record is broken once, and the dust is not known for a hundred years.

[-]CavaliersZotmaster 280 points an hour ago

For perspective on how many points it really is:

If you averaged 30 points a game and never missed a game in your career, you’d still be well into your 16th season before you scored as many points as LeBron currently has.

Knight fans: look at how high the score is from another angle: If you can score 30 points in a game, work hard in your career and do not miss any game, then you also need 16 seasons, to catch up with Lao Zhan’s current score!

[-]LakersPalifaith 911 points an hour ago *

So I was crunching some numbers at half-time and Ben Simmons, at this year’s average of 7.4 ppg, would need to play at least another 55 full seasons in order to catch LeBron.

Lakers fans: I was a little idle at half-time. I made some mathematical calculations: Benxi averaged 7.4 points this year, so he played at least 55 seasons to catch up with Lao Zhan.

[-]Lakersahr3410 2110 points an hour ago

A moment of silence for those who paid racks for the Bucks game.

Lakers fans: a minute of silence for those who spend a lot of money to grab tickets for the Lakers VS Bucks

[-][CLE] Hot Rod Williamsmatlockga 689 points an hour ago

He can set that record again

Knight fans: it’s okay. His fate will set another record.

[-]JazzPMYourTinyTits [score hidden] 242 minutes ago

He break the record again

He break the record again

He break the record again

He break the record again

Jazz fans:

Lao Zhan broke the record again

Lao Zhan broke the record again

Lao Zhan broke the record again

Lao Zhan broke the record again

[-]KnicksAangAndTheFireLord 1374 points an hour ago

My man really just dropped a hard FUCK on national TV

Knicks fans: My old Zhan really blew up in front of the live broadcast in the United States.

Related News >>> love yourself! James burst the rough end speech: F * ck man! Thank you guys!

[-]Celticstheseyeahthese 224 points an hour ago

Adam Silver picks the mic back up: “LeBron James has been banned: FOR LIFE .”

Celtics fan: Xiao Hua picked up the standby microphone: “James was banned for life because of the rough mouth of the live broadcast!”

[-] ChatGPT

Would you please write a poem for LeBron James from LA Lakers

ChatGPT:

From Cleveland to Miami, then LA

LeBron James, a basketball maestro, oh yeah!

He came with a mission, with purpose and drive

To bring a championship to the Lakers alive

In purple and gold, he shined so bright

His play was electric, taking flight

With power, precision, and grace unrivaled

His foes were defeated, his skills undeniable

In the clutch, he shines like the sun

His will to win, never outdone

A leader, a champion, a true Kobe’s heir

LeBron James, forever a LA Lakers player fair

Fan: can you write a poem for LeBlanc James?

ChatGPT:

From Cleveland to Miami and finally to Los Angeles

LeBlanc James, the master of basketball, is known all over the world!

Once a Thief, do not forget your original intention,

Hongtu overtaking, life-long

To win the title of the Lakers!

Dressed in purple gold, it was shining out of thin air

Power constraints, soaring up jiuwanli

Tug-of-war lift up a Ding Hercules, wearing Yang and playing lice

Xianglongfuhu the enemy is invincible. Who is the master of his skill?

The moment of life and death, if there is a shining sun

I am eager to win. Who is crazy like me?

Let the public win the World and comfort Kobe in the spirit of the sky

The Old Man of Los Angeles, Fuxi, created the legendary name of the Lakers.

[-]Jazzmave182 345 points an hour ago

All LeBron jokes and criticisms aside, we’ll all miss him when he’s gone.

Jazz fans: jokes and various criticisms about Lao Zhan emerge one after another. When he really leaves one day, we will all miss him.

(Zhan Hei was tortured one day)

Source: Reddit

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